The Perfect Ending

I knew when I saw these for the first time. I just knew. They were an ABC after-school-special just waiting to happen. Remember those after-school-specials? Remember the one where the girl was not that cute and she was wearing glasses and frumpy clothes with not cute hair and she was super shy.  And she didn’tContinue reading “The Perfect Ending”

Mini Impossible

important announcement:  management has decided to post a successful mini-impossibility to distract from the lack of progress on the bread making “impossibility.” Mini Impossible:  How to display medals and awards (1)  Buy an herb-drying rack at an exorbitant price at an antique store. (2)  Pat yourself on the back at being ahead of the curve in the herb-dryingContinue reading “Mini Impossible”

Out of Sight and Out of Smell

According to a recent survey of 2000 people, the stinkiest smell in the universe was the smell of wet dog. Hmmmm.  Wet dog.  Stinkiest smell ever. Really. Have they ever smelled the socks of a teenage boy and an almost teenage boy? I think not. Because if they had… me….wet dog would never even have toppedContinue reading “Out of Sight and Out of Smell”