Watch Out For Crumbs

I am a little in awe of the artistic photograph. You know what I’m talking about….the photographs taken from incredible visual angles with tight shots and wide shots and close-ups.  Photographs taken on tractors and horses and beaches and lakes and sandboxes and gardens and fields. This is not one of those photographs.

No More Freshy Decorating

My husband told me he doesn’t like “freshy decorating.” Actually the exact quote was, “Why do we have to have so much freshy decorating around here?” Hmmmm. Freshy decorating? I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that on HGTV before. And I’m sure the DIY network never featured it.

Crunch Goes the Mantel

To the commenter who seemed uncertain whether or not four children live here. Don’t be. Let me assure you. They do.

I Am So Over It

I am so going on Facebook and unfriending the plumbing in our house.  Then I’m changing my status to “disappointed in you.” Plumbing….you are on notice….this relationship is officially over. I just don’t think I can be friends anymore. At this point, I am so over it. Really. I am so over leaking. I am so over drain pipes and wet

Wake Up Sleepy Head

My house slept in this morning. It was all my fault. Normally I wake it up first thing. Seriously.  And yes, you read that correctly. Not my family…..my house. Some people talk to their plants.  Some people talk to their pets. I talk to my house.

Shakespeareless

What do you write when you can’t think of anything to say? Does this ever happen to anyone else?  Or just me? You know what you want to write about. You just don’t know what to say. You want to post about the renovations to the master bedroom. You even manage to dredge up some old before

I Think I’m Going to Be Rich

I think I am going to open an ETSY shop. And get rich selling these. Dust bunnies. You see….I have this feeling……they are going to be the pet rock of 2012. Seriously.  I mean….I do have children that would like to go to college one day. And that bread making could get expensive. You laugh,